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avatar genxfrom66 3 day.agoI got fired from my job because I simply kept asking customers if they want the smoking or non-smoking section.
It was at a funeral home and I guess I should have been asking if they wanted to be cremated or have a regular service
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avatar devinh313 3 day.agoWhy did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged on the counter
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avatar smm_h 3 day.agoWhy did I call Arnold Schwarzenegger to get rid of mice in my house?
Because he's an ex-terminator!
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avatar NobodySure9375 3 day.agoMy friend and I were walking past some arguing British when he said this:
"Dude, they're screaming in angrish."
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avatar delayedTermination 3 day.agoMy wife didn't want to go to the movies with us today
she said: it's not mine craft, it's your craft.
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avatar NobodySure9375 3 day.agoA friend of mine is a redhead, and her name is the reason why I know she's gonna be arrested.
She's Jessica Robbit.
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avatar harryharhar9 3 day.agoWhy shouldn’t you fart in an Apple Store?
They don’t have windows.
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avatar sulldanivan 3 day.agoOur neighbor is very anti-social…
…The sign on his door says: “doorbell not working please don’t knock.”
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avatar Potential_Time4427 3 day.agoa man tried selling me a coffin yesterday
thats the last thing i need
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avatar GifArrow 3 day.agoWhy does the Pope rely on the Swiss Guard?
Because, like their cheese, they're holy. Too soon?
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