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Get ready to chuckle with these side-splitting 'walks into a bar' jokes. Perfect for sharing with friends or breaking the ice at parties!

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avatar Ralph--Hinkley 14 day.agoFreddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar...
They didn't planet that way.
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avatar Gil-Gandel 15 day.agoSixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
followed by Batman.
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avatar NYY15TM 15 day.agoA lady walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre
So he gives it to her
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avatar PotentialTurnover335 15 day.agoA man walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head.
The doctor asks, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my butt?"
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avatar well-of-wisdom 15 day.agoA horse walks into a bookstore.
The store keeper asks, "why the long face?" The Horse replies, "I thought this was a bar"
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avatar jabberjaw750 16 day.agoA duck walks into a bar
Tells the bartender … gimme a roast beef sandwich .. the bartender says .. I’m sorry we do t serve ducks here .. get the hell out .. next day the duck waddles up to the bar and says gimme a roast beef sandwich ! Bartender again says I told you we don’t serve ducks here and if you come in again I’m gonna nail your beak to the bar !! Sure enough next day the duck comes back and says “ you got any nails ? “ Bartender says no .. “Then gimme a roast beef sandwich ! “
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avatar StockInitial4460 16 day.agoA dung beetle walks into a bar and says....
Is this stool taken
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avatar Certain_Passion1630 16 day.agoA guy walks into a bar…
and orders a drink. The drink says, “You can’t tell me what to do.”
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avatar Dannn88 20 day.agoTwo dragons walk into a bar..
One says “it’s hot in here”. The other dragon replies “shut your mouth”
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avatar Ok_Letter_9284 26 day.agoA three legged dog walks into a saloon and says
“I’m looking for the man who shot my pa”
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