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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar starksforever 19 day.agoKnock knock. Who’s there? Europe! Europe who?
No, your a poo!
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avatar SionGest 23 day.agoKnock Knock
Who's there? Hike Hike who? Unsuspecting son Dad waiting with baited breath sets the perfect trap
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avatar StockInitial4460 1 mon.agoKnock Knock.
Who is there? I eat mop I eat mop who?
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avatar ennis88 5 year.agoSoooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. He's a little nerd but it made me chuckle. Knock knock...
Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No idiot... Cows go moo!
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avatar parshuram__ 6 year.agoBest knock knock joke ever..
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?" The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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