Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
3 year.ago... They had dinner at the Kremlin and sat down afterwards alone for drinks and cigars and to discuss business. After a little bit Putin asks Trump "hey, you wanna see something?" and he rings a little bell that's sitting on the coffee table. A beautiful blond walks in to the room, kneels in front of Putin, and without a word starts giving him a blowjob right there in front of Trump. A few minutes go by and Putin smacks the blond once on the back of the head, she gets up, and without a word leaves the room. Putin smiles at Trump. "You wanna try too?" He asks. "Yes" says Trump enthusiastically "but please don't smack my head when you're done".
Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.
In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
To skynosaurs
An investigator.
Doctor: Congratulations, now you have the kidney stone
No one is willing to start an ad venture.
I heard there was a brazilian...
In doing so, I unwittingly discovered a little known fact: Did you know that Hellman's Mayonnaise originated in England? The U.S., Canada and Mexico received regular shipments from abroad. Aboard the doomed Titanic were 12,000 cases of the cholesterol-laden stuff destined for Mexico, its port-of-call following New York. When it didn't make its destination, thousands of Mexicans were without the condiment that had become a passion. And, that was the source of the very first Sinko de Mayo.
In Mexi-Cans.
Add a "g" and it's gone
This, of course, was devastating for them because May 5th is one of their busiest days of the year. But instead of closing, they decided to work with it-and held a Sink Hole de Mayo celebration.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day, known as Cinko de Mayo.
more jokes Here waiting for you
best dad jokesjokes for adultHere, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!
Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆