Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
ivana-sarevska 4 year.agoThree nuns die and go to Heaven...At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells them that they must each answer a biblical question to get in, but he reassures them that they're quite easy. "Who was the first woman?" He says to the first nun. "Eve." The gates swing open and she walks in. "Where did Eve live?" He says to the second nun. "The Garden of Eden." The gates swing open once more. "Now, seeing as you're the Mother Superior, you must answer a more difficult question, what was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?" St. Peter says to the third nun. "Oh, that's a hard one..." The gates swing open.
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Fuk ‘em yung !!!
Stab it repeatedly
African
After he saw the gas bill
I’m pretty sure I’m not though, I have 3 daughters. I would’ve killed 2 of them by now.
In some people's eyes
He got Dee dossed
You either get one of the two things; you’ll taste the ocean, you know plastic... or you’ll get a mouth full of dick.
Huntington's
I dont go to jail when I beat cancer.
The gift that they give to children
A black lad walks in and says "Got anything by The Doors"? I said "yes 2 cameras and an alarm now fuck off".
Cot death
I’d rather be a fruit than a vegetable.
A firecracker
A flamongo .
...they treat food recipes like sex, they keep it in the family.
Ooga Boogaloo
A bath bomb
So I just burned her for good
Your dads dick tastes funny
Her miscarriage
'You know what? You are a better fuck than our moter' She says: 'Yes, I know, dad told me that.'
We have to give props to kobe, I mean he was the only black father to take their kids with him
Your computer doesn't freak out when you accidentally cum on it.
Because at night the sky is dark
Cracker with cheese
At least we know why he kept making all those child prodigy videos now
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