Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
ivana-sarevska 4 year.agoAt the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells them that they must each answer a biblical question to get in, but he reassures them that they're quite easy. "Who was the first woman?" He says to the first nun. "Eve." The gates swing open and she walks in. "Where did Eve live?" He says to the second nun. "The Garden of Eden." The gates swing open once more. "Now, seeing as you're the Mother Superior, you must answer a more difficult question, what was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?" St. Peter says to the third nun. "Oh, that's a hard one..." The gates swing open.
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It didnt land well
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I did'nt even do anything.
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