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A little girl wanted to take her dog for a walk around the block...

...so she asked her mother. Her mother said, "No, sweetie, she is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the girl. "Why don't you go and ask your dad in the garage?" her busy mother replied. So the girl went to her father in the garage and asked him, "I want to take Lulu for a walk, but mom says she's in heat and to ask you about it." Her father took a clean rag, poured some 2-stroke lawnmower fuel on it, then gently rubbed the dog's tail and butt with it to disguise the scent. "Now you can take her for a walk," he said, "Just don’t let her off the leash, and she’ll be fine." The little girl skipped happily away with Lulu trotting along beside her. A few minutes later she returned with an empty leash, and no dog. Concerned, her dad asked, "Where’s Lulu, sweetie?" "She ran out of gas halfway around the block," his daughter told him, "So the neighbour's dog is giving her a push home."

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