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A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. . .

He came, he saw, he conquered

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1. Why not?

The sailors did not knot knots for knots.

2. Do you know why snails fart so much?

Because they're GAStropods!

3. Five ants rented an apartment. They sublet a room to five more ants.

Now they’re ten ants!

4. I was hit by a sword made of bologna.

Now I have cold cuts.

5. Cemetery Swingers

I went to a cemetery-themed sex club last night. The host grinned and said, “At our place you never worry about premature endings—you’re already dying to come all night long.”

6. Why was the fisherman so good at geometry?

Because he was a great angler.

7. Why don't you take a watch to the forest?

Because there's too many ticks and not enough tocks.

8. My first day working at the pizza shop I tried to shove a large pizza into a medium box.

There wasn't mushroom.

9. What’s the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean?

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