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The sailors did not knot knots for knots.

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1. I only drink on two occasions..

When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not

2. I'm Eggshausted After Reading This...

He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.

3. What do you call it when you’re in the kitchen and accidentally step on some avocado that fell in the floor?

Sockamole.

4. Just found out about recency bias

Easily the best cognitive bias I’ve ever heard of

5. What did the dad say as he walked out of the lollipop store?

“So long suckers.”

6. I got fired from the keyboard factory

They said I wasn’t putting enough shifts.

7. My allergies are acting up like crazy!

Oh, well…tis the sneezin’.

8. What do british sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

9. I was tickling my little brother's feet, then my mom shouted "Stop! Stop! Wait until he's born!"

10. What do you call an alligator who assists people??

A Gator-ade

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