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Do you know why snails fart so much?

Because they're GAStropods!

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1. I accidentally called my iPhone’s smart assistant “surely” instead of siri.

Now my phone is stuck on airplane mode.

2. “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”

3. How did the ancient Romans transport poultry to feed the people of Rome?

Via the aquaducks!

4. My daughter finally started looking for a job. I told her there's an entry level job that people are dying to get into and you start with 3000 people beneath you.

Working at the graveyard isn't for everyone though!

5. Are they really going to pick a new pope?

Or are they just blowing smoke?

6. My daughter finally started looking for a job. I told her there's an entry level job that people are dying to get into and you start with 3000 people beneath you.

Working at the graveyard isn't for everyone though!

7. A photon goes to the airport. The ticket agent asks if there's any luggage to check.

The photon replies, “No, I'm traveling light.”

8. Dad : What is the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?

Me : I don't know. Dad : You can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna. Me : What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.

9. My dad told my mom that for Easter breakfast, we should only have frozen prepackaged waffles because thats what he wanted. I said…

Thats pretty Eggotistical of you

10. I haven't talked to my wife for almost 2 years now.

I don't want to interrupt her.

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