Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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The Russian had broken the backs of his two previous opponents with a patented move called "The Pretzel Hold". In the pre-fight meeting, the coach for the American wrestler says, "If that madman gets you in the "Pretzel Hold", I'm throwing in the towel". The American wrestler said, "Well, I appreciate it because I don't want to wind up like those two other guys". So the match begins, and sure enough, within 30 seconds the Russian has the American in the "Pretzel Hold" and is REALLY wrenching down on him. The coach for the American is frantically looking for a towel to throw in. The American wrestler, on the verge of losing consciousness, looks up and sees this nutsack hanging in front of his face. He figures, "What the hell", and bites it as hard as he possibly can. Immediately, he comes flying out of the "Pretzel Hold", grabs the Russian, and pins him. The crowd goes WILD!!!. In the after match press conference, the reporters repeatedly asked, "How in the world did you manage to pin the guy, let alone get out the "Pretzel Hold"???????" The American wrestler, paused for a minute, and then said, "It's amazing what you can do when you bite your own nutsack".
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The Latin people spoke was so vulgar!
Hey, it could happen!
Now all my withdrawals are in tens.
Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started.
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I brought 200 lb ,$133 of scrap and after he put it on the scale he said it looks like you have 100 pounds here 🙄
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