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So last night i accidentally changed myself

I woke up feeling 100%

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1. How do you grow tumbleweed?

Put cannabis into a clothes drier

2. I started running and working out a bit more and I woke up this morning feeling a bit rough and told my wife “book a ticket to Jurassic park cus ya boys a sore-us.” 🦖

She laughed. The Home Depot theme played in the background. Solid start to the day.

3. I told my therapist I had this weird feeling like I was only 1/5 of myself.

She said, “there’s your problem then: you’re two tenths.”

4. What do you call a calm swamp?

A marsh-mellow.

5. Morning text from dad

Dad: This morning in the wet grass in back yard I saw a frog with open - toad shoes. My reply: Are you sure it wasn't a croc? 🐊

6. I always rate girls out 15

Sounds way better when I tell my friends I hooked up with a 7

7. I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthesia.

He said, “Go ahead. Knock yourself out."

8. Jake and Froya were arguing with each other. Jake presented professional evidence to back his claim. Froya ate her words.

>!'Thanks for waiting. I was a bit hungry." Then both of them continued their fight.!<

9. I was told that after a vasectomy, I wouldn’t have anymore kids.

When I got home, they were still there!

10. What is a feminists favourite fruit?

man go

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