Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
“Man you should come have a beer with me after we get off. “ “No, I promised my wife I’d stop drinking. “ “It’s just one beer. “ So after a little more coaxing he talks him into a drink. One turns into two and before you know it he’s drunk and throws up all over his shirt. “Oh no! She’s going to kill me! I promised I’d stop drinking!” “Dude just put 10 bucks in your shirt pocket and tell her you went out for one drink and some drunk douchebag threw up then gave you ten bucks to get your shirt cleaned.” So he gets home and staggers in. “You’re drunk!” “No honey it’s not what it looks like, it’s not what it looks like at all. Some drunk guy threw up on me and gave me 10 bucks to clean my shirt, it’s right here in my pocket.” “There’s 20 bucks in here.” “Oh yeah he also pooped my pants!”
When someone asked him: "What do you do for living?" He responded: "It's nacho business"
He said I was getting carried away. I cocked the gun, and said, "not today, I'm not."
He said... I'm feline fine!
I had no Segway …
He lives in a state of Missouri
Ouch.
30 minutes later they walk put. One deer looks at the other one amd says, "I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there."
RAR
A woman wanted to surprise her husband on his 60 birthday. He’d always wished her to get a tattoo, she explained to the tattoo artist. “That’s sounds like an amazing gift. What would you like?” He asked. She thought for a moment. “Well, for as long as I’ve know him he’s been infatuated with Brigitte Bardot.” She thought a moment longer and then it came to her. She blushed as she told him, “Can you put her initials on my butt cheeks? You know, one B on each?” The tattoo artist smiled. “I can do that, sure.” Later that night she called down to her husband who was watching TV. “Honey, can you come upstairs to the bedroom? I have a special birthday present for you.” He arrived moments later to find her naked, bent over the bed. “WTF!” He hollered before kicking her in the ass. “Who the hell is Bob?”
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