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6uleDv8d 12 day.agoI see this hot 50 something milf and I tell the bartender to send her a drink. A minute later she comes over and sits in the barstool next to me thanking me. She runs her foot up my leg as she leans and kisses my cheek. I realize that I'm getting cougared and I just let her do her thing. She slides her hand on my thigh to my bulge and says, "I want this, I live 3 minutes away, let's go!", giving my throbbing bulge a hard squeeze emphasizing her desire. We leave and the short drive to her house she had me so hard. I couldn't believe my luck. We barely get in the door and she's pinning me against the wall, grinding on me. She licks up my neck to my ear, and whispers,"you want some Mother/Daughter sex?" Ohhh I was so turned on I could all I could say is "Hell yes!". She turned her head and yelled up the staircase, " Mom get down here!"
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A boomerang comes back.
My father-in-law said this the first Easter I spent with my wife-to-be’s family and I still chuckle when I remember it every year. He got to the event late and said “Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t get out of my front door because someone put a big rock in front of it.” It took me a few seconds to think “wtf, who would put a big rock…ohhh” lol
I asked Grandma if she had any last words. She said, “Sweetheart, take care of your sister. She’s not as strong as she pretends to be. I hope you’re looking after your father and mother. Also, if Uncle Steve comes around asking for any cash, don’t give him any. And listen—if you ever find yourself in real trouble, I hid the money in the—” And then the Wi-Fi went out during the Zoom call.
He fucked his secretary Edit:spelling
Took me three hours to find all the eggs in the yard
Holds up 2 fingers, and says "3 beers please!"
One works with wood, the other paints cars.
Psalm: BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Then 25.806975 is the root of all devil.
I guess I drink whey too much
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