Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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strangemedia6 25 day.agoMy father-in-law said this the first Easter I spent with my wife-to-be’s family and I still chuckle when I remember it every year. He got to the event late and said “Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t get out of my front door because someone put a big rock in front of it.” It took me a few seconds to think “wtf, who would put a big rock…ohhh” lol
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He asks the soldier, "Soldier, why is that camel tied to the tent?" The soldier looks awkward and answers: "Er, well Sir, as you know there are no women on the base so er, the camel is there for when the men get certain.... um...urges" The general nods in understanding and says, "Well I don't condone this behaviour, but I suppose I understand" A few weeks into the post, the general starts feelings these urges himself. He calls for the soldier to bring the camel to his tent. He then goes outside, gets a stool, and has wild animal sex with the camel. After he's finished, he climbs confidently off of the stool and sees the soldier staring at him, wide-eyed. "So" the general says with a grin, "Is that how you boys do it here?" The soldier answers, still wide-eyed, "No Sir, we usually just ride the camel into the nearby town where the women are"
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