Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
tensor4u 10 day.agoA man scores a hot date Not wanting to disappoint his date in the bedroom, he goes to the doctor to get his penis enlarged. The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which the man accepts. Later on, the man and his date are having dinner. The man is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly. Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table. His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?" The man, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."
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The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Three months later, the wife went to get one, and found the box empty. "What happened to the other 9 condoms?" she asked her husband. He nervously replied, "Um, I uh... masturbated with them." The next day she shared the story with a male co-worker, and asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom?" "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my wife."
Are you sure? Yes, I'm definite.
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If you throw it hard enough.
So, I misheard her when she said "fraud in her card." I said "there was a frog in your car?" Then, it hit me. I chuckled, and prepared to drop the punchline. "Did you get it toad?" I died laughing immediately, she laughed, a couple others nearby laughed. I was proud of myself.
I’m gonna call it tick talk.
The Art of the Dill.
Yo mama so stupid when she ran into a parked car she tried to sue them
He was just poorly executed
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