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What did the ocean said to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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1. My wife asked me to hand her the chapstick, accidentally gave her a glue stick. 😳

She hasn’t spoken to me since 😩

2. Please stop saying nasty things about Russian rivers.

That’s enough Volga language.

3. I had a job interview yesterday and the interviewer noted that my resume mentioned I was very quick at mental arithmetic.

"So what's nineteen times seventeen?" he asked. I replied immediately, "Thirty-four." "Um… that's not right," he said. "True, but it was very quick!"

4. I entered a conpetion to be Fluffer of the Year...

... But unfortunately I only made the semis!

5. I told my doctor i have constipation, I absolutely know it, I have all the symptoms

He told me I'm full of shit.

6. My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the police disagreed with this….

Apparently identity theft is a crime.

7. Why were cavemen so bad with directions?

Because they were Meanderthals.

8. A cat goes to the vet.

One day a cat goes to the vet. He jumps up on the exam table and looks at the vet and says “Meow, Meow”. The vet says “Can you explain in a little more detail?” The cat lifts up his front paw, and says “This ow”.

9. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poker Face. *ducking and running*

10. Music has become really gratuitous...

...There's far too much sax and violins in music these days.

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