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All my eggs dyed
Because it's East-er.
Dream life: A Russian girlfriend, a Swedish wife, a German housekeeper, a French chef, and an Italian mother-in-law. Real life: A German girlfriend, a Swedish wife, a Russian housekeeper, a French mother-in-law, and an Italian chef.
I said “What else were you expecting, we hadn’t had sex in months”. She said “Well I wasn’t aware you were willing to pay”.
In an attempt to prove that the human genome is very similar to primates once and for all, German scientists decided to conduct an experiment to see if a human could successfully mate with an orangutan and produce offspring. An ad was put in the paper which read, "Mate with an orangutan. $1000". A country boy responds to the ad and says he will do it if the scientists can agree to three conditions: 1) He was allowed to help raise the baby if one resulted; 2) He has a say in what religion the baby would practice; 3) He was allowed to make instalment payments on the $1000.
'You're putting the heart before the course!'
She is never coming back, and don't ask 'Y.'
What a huge waist!
What a huge waist!
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