That’s enough Volga language.
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De-list-shes
The other day we found him listless.
... But a cute guy comes up and flirts with her. She's flattered, but uninterested and shoots him down. Later that day, a second handsome gentleman approaches her, but she shoots him down as well. Three more guys attempt to flirt, but every one gets shot down. After she's shot down five guys, does that make her Ace?
Died of a staff infection.
A Caw-cawphony
It was too wet to woo
I told him that they /r/dadjokes…
Because they make up everything.
It's his homophone.
Whorn
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