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A man met an attractive woman in a bar.

After a few drinks they went back to her place and had wild, passionate sex. "I guess that was just about the best sex you ever had," he said when they were done. "What makes you say that?" she asked. "Well," he replied, "While we were doing it, I couldn't help but notice how I made your toes curl." "Oh," she said, "That's because most men take off my pantyhose first."

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