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What did the taco say to the sad burrito?

Don’t worry. We’ve all bean there.

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1. I asked my son why he arranged twelve dead insects equidistantly and circumferentially around a faceless clock…

>!…“Time flies.”!< >!Angry at the pun, I threw that disgusting clock towards him like a frisbee!< >!Time flew.!< >!It ended up barely missing his face.!< >!Time just whizzes by, doesn’t it?!<

2. What do wizards call HPV?

Hog-warts

3. If you are old enough to remember watching Arthur Godfrey Talent Scouts show,

you are probably old enough to know Arthur Itis.

4. Dad: "Name a country without the letter R in it."

Son: "No way!"

5. We all call my Irish friend Frankenstein...

He doesn't look like a monster; it's that everyone gets his name wrong.

6. Took my date to Nando’s.

Midway through the meal, she asked, ‘So, what do you bring to the table?’ I said, ‘Nothing. That’s the waiter’s job.’

7. Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys?

I mean, when was the last time you saw someone eat a monkey?

8. Paleontologists are always starting fights

They always have a bone to pick

9. Why did the son cross the road?

To hug his mom on the other side!

10. A 7 y/o girl asks her father what gay means. He replied it means "Happy". She then asks him if he is gay; he replies

No, we have mommy

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