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What's the shortest length of wood possible?

The plank length. Joke created by my 14 year old son... :)

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2. I’ve been going bird watching and have only seen female cardinals lately

Then I remembered all the male cardinals are in Rome

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That way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes

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5. My boss got bored with the names of our working groups, Resources, Planning and so on, so he renamed them after various foods. Now we have the Aubergine briefing, the Cucumber Checkin and the Salad Cream Review. I don't really mind, I think he means well.

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6. What did the doctor charge the barista who was coughing too much

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They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.

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9. What did cetus say to the kraken when discussing about their body morphology

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10. An adventurer is on an exploration in a deep jungle.

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