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I’ve been going bird watching and have only seen female cardinals lately

Then I remembered all the male cardinals are in Rome

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2. What do you call a religious person who’s addicted to felines?

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3. Once God sat on my very being.

It was soul crushing.

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5. What did the atheist say after winning a debate?

Thank God finally I won.

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