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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

It's cute, but can you breathe through it?

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1. What did Freddie Mercury say to the sandwich?

May-oh!

2. Why is the sport of cricket not popular in China?

Because some of their people eat the bats.

3. Why did an extremely lefty lady breakup with her partner?

Because she found him jerking off with his right hand.

4. Why did the sink break up with the faucet?

it couldn’t handle the pressure.

5. I told my wife that i love her and need her like how i need a laxative

Without her, things would be hard

6. The new pope, a competitive swimmer in his youth, goes for a swim in the Mediterranean Sea late one evening.

After a few hours, his bodyguards start searching for him, panicked. Eventually, at almost 12:00, one of them spots his silhouette. He calls out to the pope: “Holy Diver, you’ve been down too long in the midnight sea”

7. Did you hear about the miracle of the blind carpenter?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

8. Cowboys in the old west used to hang lanterns off their horses at night to help them find their way home.

It was the first example of Saddle Light Navigation.

9. What is the difference between a cow and Star Wars?

You can’t milk a cow for 48 years…

10. I saw a bird at a construction site.

I later discovered it was a crane.

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