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Why is the sport of cricket not popular in China?

Because some of their people eat the bats.

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1. My wife asked me to pick up 6 cans of Sprite at the store.

I goofed and picked 7up.

2. Why did the tomato turn red at the salad bar?

It saw the dressing!

3. Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

4. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter.

5. Why don't keyboards gossip

Because they keep everything under control

6. What kind of sheets does a ginger bread man have

What kind of sheets does a ginger bread man have? Cookie sheets

7. A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s office complaining of a sore knee.….

When being examined, the doctor asked “Have you tried icing it yet?”

8. Son: “Mom, can I have $50?” Mom: “Does it look like I’m made of money?”

Son: “Well, isn’t that what M, O, M stands for?”

9. Yo mama so stupid

She sits on the TV and watches the couch

10. Do you have some issues?

Here is a tissue

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