Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
pennylanebarbershop 1 mon.agoA college freshman was mowing lawns for a summer job. At a particular house, having a huge yard, he was allowed to use the shower after he had finished. On one occasion, as he entered the bathroom, he was shocked to see the lady of the house stark naked. “Haven’t you seen a naked woman before,” she asked. “Yes,” he replied, “but on the previous occasions, I was paying them.” “Well, we can fix that. Your choice, the usual $200, or we can go have fun in bed.” The boy hesitated, knowing he needed the money, but her luscious body was too much to resist. After they had finished, she asked, “Well, was I as good as any of those filthy prostitutes you fucked?” “Yeah, in fact, you were the best prostitute I ever had!”
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Both are high.
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She must’ve been really confused. It was obviously way more expensive than that.
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Under high blood pressure
...no matter what I tell it, it won't move the fins to the back. https://i.imgur.com/teKcdpC.png
Throw in a load of laundry. Be careful telling this joke. I told this joke at a bar one and someone tried fighting me. He said, “You better watch it. My brother is epileptic and died in a bathtub.” I felt so bad… I said, “Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry… what happened?” He said, “He choked on a sock.”
He becomes PAPAL.
Boo-bees.
... so that throughout the process of making them I can periodically say "Takin' care of biscuits."
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