Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
grimescene2 4 mon.agoBecause there are too many Cheetahs!
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Schizophrenic order a pint of beer, the priest orders a glass of wine. The cat being unable to decide turns to priest for suggestion. The priest turns to schizophrenic and asks him "How is it possible this cat can talk? " To which the schizophrenic answers "It's not possible because none of this is real. I have schizophrenia. The cat, you and this whole bar is a delusion". Priest, visibly relieved says "That's a relief, for a second there I thought I'm losing my mind"
...but jokes about graphing functions? That's where I draw the line.
Honey I'm home!
The main cause of divorce is marriage.
>!because they are transparent!<
But I call him Gatherer
Did you hear that Kate Perry sneezed? Someone said God bless you, and now she calls herself pope.
>!nothing, birds don't talk!<
Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass." The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. "Why are you laughing?" asks the farmer. And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!
My wife put on a sexy cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed. After a quick trial I was released due to lack of evidence.
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