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I like most math jokes...

...but jokes about graphing functions? That's where I draw the line.

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. To start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.

It's the bear minimum.

2. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never paid good money to have a garbanzo bean on my face!

3. Two Goldfish are in a tank…

One says “Do you know people think we only have a thirty-second memory?” The second goldfish says “That’s crazy, who comes up with this stuff?” The first goldfish replies, “… what stuff?”

4. Before this, I worked in an orange juice factory

But i got canned. Couldn't concentrate. Yea they put the squeeze on me 2.

5. Two men were sitting at a restaurant.

One man said, “I’ll take some H2O please”. The second man said “I’ll have some H2O, too”. The second man died.

6. What did the cell say when his sister cell stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

7. did you hear about the traveling lawyer? he retired!

i guess hes resting his case...

8. I’m just a regular crastinator.

Used to be pro.

9. Want to know what disappointment feels like?

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10. I hate it when people say age is only a number.

Age is clearly a word.

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