Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
EaterOfCrab 1 mon.agoSchizophrenic order a pint of beer, the priest orders a glass of wine. The cat being unable to decide turns to priest for suggestion. The priest turns to schizophrenic and asks him "How is it possible this cat can talk? " To which the schizophrenic answers "It's not possible because none of this is real. I have schizophrenia. The cat, you and this whole bar is a delusion". Priest, visibly relieved says "That's a relief, for a second there I thought I'm losing my mind"
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She said they were scary. PS: My 6 year old daughter said that yesterday. I ROFLd.
They said: "Why MC, eh?"
It seems to annoy you when I open my bag of chips
After five years, your job still sucks.
Because no one wanted to make a lick-off cents.
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Because to the French bread is pain.
They're trying their hardest to score quack!
He then proceeded to draw his weapon
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