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Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield?

He only got 10% off…..

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What do you call a chicken 🐓 without a head 🐔 and feet?? ... Full Chicken😂😂😭😭

2. An experience this morning

I live with my fam and told my father this morning, "I think you're an AI. The AI stands for 'awesome individual'". He replied with "thanks, I think you are too".

3. Light a fire for a homeless man and you keep him warm for a day...

Set a homeless man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

4. Trump and Musk are on a plane.

Trump says to Elon, "I could drop $1 to the ground, and it would make 1 person happy, tremendous happiness, happiest ever!" Musk replies "I could drop 100 $1 notes to the ground and make 100 people happy!" The pilot walks out of the cockpit and says "I could drop this plane to the ground and make 8.2 billion people happy!"

5. Did you hear about the kid who was addicted to Brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime

6. I didn’t know my father was a construction site thief.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

7. With no Park Rangers,

the Buffalo petting season is gonna be wild this year. 🦬😂

8. What did the duck say to the waiter when he brought the check?

"Just put it on my bill."

9. Where can you buy second-hand shrimp?

At a *Prawn* shop.

10. Why did the cell phone get glasses?

She lost all her contacts

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