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What do you call a chicken 🐓 without a head 🐔 and feet?? ... Full Chicken😂😂😭😭

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1. If I see an electrician - I’ll masturbate. If I see a plumber - I’ll masturbate. If I see a carpenter - I’ll masturbate. If I see a welder - I’ll masturbate.

Guess I’m just a jack off all trades.

2. I just shit my pants

Kidding, I just have a self-defecating sense of humor

3. The Pope isn't the head of the Cardboard Ocean

He's the head of the Papacy!

4. Is anyone else concerned that this new pope is a cubs fan?

I mean, how can we trust a guy who hates the cardinals?

5. Whats that annual human flesh-eaters party held in Roma called?

the Vaticaniball

6. What do you call a person who does not identify as male or female with no life ambition?

NonTrynary

7. You know, I never knew my real ladder.

But my step ladder was always there to pick me up.

8. What did the rock say to the Horny Toad?

…..nothing you idiot, rocks don’t talk.

9. potato, pea and lemon

A potato, a pea and a lemon were friends. They liked to roll down the side of a hill and race. One day while rolling down, potato noticed that lemon had gotten stuck under a rock, and pea was far ahead still rolling down in high speed. So potato yelled out, “Easy Peasy, Lemon squeezy!”

10. I was watching an Australian food show on tv when the contestants were baking meringue and the audience started cheering....

Which was unusual as they usually boo meringue.

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