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An experience this morning

I live with my fam and told my father this morning, "I think you're an AI. The AI stands for 'awesome individual'". He replied with "thanks, I think you are too".

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3. Mama is so dumb she asks how much at a dollar store.

4. Yo, Mama, so fat she spit butter!

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Yo Mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

6. Yo mama so fat, after she ate Taco Bell, she won the hot air ballon contest.

7. They say you should keep your sex toys clean

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