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What’s an Asian’s favorite candy?

Kit Kats

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1. I forgot my parking ticket

Thankfully, they gave me another one!

2. I surrounded my classroom in cardboard

Try and think outside of the box now!

3. My son asked me if I could help him craft a tree into a ramp in the shape of the second letter of the alphabet.

I said I wood B inclined.

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…but it was just my imagine Asian

5. Where do babies come from?

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6. Came in 4th at a tea drinking competition

I'll chai harder next time.

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