Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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She assumes it’s from the upstairs neighbour’s balcony so she knocks on his door to let him know. “What was written on it?” The man asks. “Out” She replies. “So ‘Chill’ must still be on the balcony” says the man. Next day the same happens. She finds a slipper, knocks on the neighbour’s door. “What’s written on it?” He asks. “Off” she says. “So ‘Fuck’ must still be on the balcony” Next day the same happens, annoyed she decides to act like she doesn’t know what was written on the slipper. She knocks on the door. “What’s written on it?” The neighbour asks. “I don’t know” she replies. “So ‘I got crows out my window Dogs at my door I don't think I can take anymore What am I doing wrong?’ must still be on the balcony”.
He's such a ruffer necker
So I sent him UU. He wasn’t impressed. [a picture of my message](https://imgur.com/gallery/lVG0kgk)
Its called 'Scarf Ace'.
Sorry that was a Poe joke
And the actors pipe up and say ‘we are forming Equity because we need people to speak for us’ The singers and musicians overhear them and say ‘Ah well in that case we want an International Federation of Musicians, because we are the ones who need people to speak for us’ This catches the attention of the writers who say ‘Well if you two get people who speak for you then we want a screenwriters guild’ And then the ventriloquist says ‘we’ll be fine’
How on earth is that supposed to help me build my wardrobe?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. Instead of drinking it he gargles his mouth and spits "ghurrrghguuggrrhh, ptu... Fucking Spark". He orders another and again he does the same thing "ghurrrghghurrggghguuggrrhh, ptu... Fucking Spark". The barman sets the third shot beofore him, but this time he asks him, what happened "So, I was driving my truck with two trailers attached, when some idiot in front of me starts overtaking. I swerved, but my left wheels got stuck in the ditch. No way to get out. I was just going to call for help when a guy in a Chevy Spark stops by and says 'Man, don't worry, I will pull you out'. I was like 'Haha, if you pull me out with that matchbox, I will give you a blowjob' "glglglghgghhhhhglllgurrr, ptu... Fucking Spark".
They are investigating whether there was any fowl play.
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