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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A problem is 3 males and 1 female while a challenge is 3 females and 1 male

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1. Jane agrees to go on a date with Bob, a friend of her brother.

Her brother tells her that Bob is a really great guy who, like Jane, loves and excels at pickleball and pinochle. Her brother tells her more about Bob and does caveat that Bob’s not the smartest, but a charming guy nonetheless. After the date, Jane texts her brother and says it was actually a great date, but complains about her brother’s description of Bob, saying “his nickname is complete BS. Why would you call him handsome Bob when he isn’t at all good looking? ”I told you we call him hand-sum Bob,” says her brother. “He can’t do math that requires more than his ten fingers.”

2. Why did the Giant cross the road?

He was trying to finish his Tic-tac-toe match.

3. I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..."

I asked "Are you single?" She replied "No, I'm a dentist."

4. "Where is your wife from?"

"Alaska." "You'll ask her?"

5. Did you hear about the man with five penises?

His pants fit him like a glove.

6. Midwife: It’s a girl!

Dad: She gets that from me.

7. How do you make gold soup?

Put 24 carrots in it

8. A genie once granted me one wish. I said I want to be happy.

So now I’m 3 feet tall, living in a cottage with 6 other dwarves and some girl in a gown and spending every day working in a mine singing “Whistle While You Work”

9. Marriage is like a workshop

I work and my wife shops

10. My statistics professor called me an average student

I thought that was a bit mean !

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