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Jane agrees to go on a date with Bob, a friend of her brother.

Her brother tells her that Bob is a really great guy who, like Jane, loves and excels at pickleball and pinochle. Her brother tells her more about Bob and does caveat that Bob’s not the smartest, but a charming guy nonetheless. After the date, Jane texts her brother and says it was actually a great date, but complains about her brother’s description of Bob, saying “his nickname is complete BS. Why would you call him handsome Bob when he isn’t at all good looking? ”I told you we call him hand-sum Bob,” says her brother. “He can’t do math that requires more than his ten fingers.”

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