UniqueCold3812 2 year.agoDonald Trump was asked " what is 2+2"??"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'Sir!, What's 2+2?' And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101', on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you." Reporter 1: "But what actually is 2+2?" Trump: "Siddown. No, siddown. I've already answered your question. Haven't I already answered your question. This is what we get from news reporters, folks. Give me a nice question. Yes - you." Reporter 2: "Is your name Donald Trump?" Trump: "Now that's a nice question, folks. That's what I want." Edit. To all people spamming my inbox with hate message. It's literally just a joke. Learn to take a joke like a joke or don't browse r/Jokes. Edit 2:- to the person who called reddit care on me thanks for your concern but no thanks I don't need it. I am mentally sound and physically fit. Edit 3:- To the person who messaged >I will see how you joke after i share your address libtard. Yeah I gonna keep a tab on your I'd mf. Let's see where is your home. I will spare you the effort. I live in India. Come and get me bro. Your entitled ass won't survive 2 minutes in the heat and humidity of here. All jokes aside i am little scared how much people can get charged up over a innocent joke.
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So Mohammed said "My faith can move skyscrapers"
A big wave.
Because SpaceY already went to Uranus.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box...
The bartender asks "What will it be, Mr. President?"
As twins and quick to go down.
He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Chicago. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Then i'm really an innocent child
Because I don't understand when they say **no** or **stop**.
That's preposterous, I mean, who the hell needs a fleshlight when you have a newborn daughter?
please let me go
Not the best way to find out what she does for a living...
But only one of my daughters does anal, so it's really no contest.
I'm really going to miss Tumblr.
Lily goes up to her dad and says, “dad, why did you name me Lily?” The dad responds, “because a lily fell on your head when you were born.” Rose goes up to her dad and says, “dad, why did you name me Rose? The dad responds, “because a rose fell on your head when you were born.” Piano goes up to her dad and says, “HADUHDABADAHU”
There used to be two of them and now it's a really sensitive subject.
A rice cooker
Like the back of my hand.
I had no idea how to approach it so I looked online and found a video that explains it all. At the end of the video I told him "It's basically just like that, only the white stuff on her face should have gone up her fanny, and normally there isn't a horse involved".
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
So I bought a uniform and started shooting black people.
Will it run faster or stop working?
A hockey player will shower after 3 periods
My favourite sex position is the JFK. She screams and tries to get out of the car while I splatter all over her.
Then they stopped coming because there were no more problems.
The instructors don’t get in the showers with the Jews
...old fashioned and slightly deaf grandfather. "She's Annika," I said. "Yes, I can see that," he replied. ______________ Credits: r/sickipedia
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