jokeKing logo
avatar JeremiahBabin 3 year.ago

The Ukrainians have asked people to stop sending beans in the aid packages...

They want to stop Putin.

4
0
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. If you got a Tinder match in the Vatican now would that mean

You found love in a popeless place

2. Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says: "Ya know, I'd herd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed it done

3. Why did the Albino pig have bad breath?

He has no Pig mints.

4. The bartender asks "When will you have, Sir?"

A guy walks into a bar with a time machine...

5. What cheese would you use to entice a bear out of a cave?

Camembert.

6. What do you call sweaty boobs?

Humidtitties

7. Three logicians (Bayes, Schrodinger and Dirac) walk into a bar.

Bayes: Wait! Based on the title, I know what joke we're in! Schrodinger: Well great, by making the observation you've changed the joke. Let's get some punch. Dirac: There's no punchline. This is an anti-joke.

8. What do you say to the girl that has green, scaley breasts?

"Damn baby, you're straight up Slee-Stakked!"

9. What Did O say to Q?

O: Now that I had my surgery done, I identify as "They".

10. If Dadjokes are funny,

Imagine how funny Granddad jokes are.

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆