They want to stop Putin.
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You found love in a popeless place
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says: "Ya know, I'd herd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed it done
He has no Pig mints.
A guy walks into a bar with a time machine...
Camembert.
Humidtitties
Bayes: Wait! Based on the title, I know what joke we're in! Schrodinger: Well great, by making the observation you've changed the joke. Let's get some punch. Dirac: There's no punchline. This is an anti-joke.
"Damn baby, you're straight up Slee-Stakked!"
O: Now that I had my surgery done, I identify as "They".
Imagine how funny Granddad jokes are.
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