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If you got a Tinder match in the Vatican now would that mean

You found love in a popeless place

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1. Yo mama's so big, she employs the Sith Eternal Fleet to trim her ass.

2. Old boy goes to see his doctor

This old bloke goes to see his doctor. He hasn't been feeling well and the doctor recommends he takes a series of blood tests. The next day he goes to the pathology centre and has a couple of vials of blood taken. Two days later the doctor calls him in. "I've got some bad news," the doctor says. "You've got terminal cancer and Alzheimer's." "Alzheimer's?!" he says. "Well at least it's not cancer."

3. What does a computer do when it's thirsty?

It hits refresh!

4. What’s the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter

A ginger having friends

5. Why do Orphans like to go to the Church ?

So, that they can call someone 'Father'.

6. How to you annoy an archeologist?

Give them a used tampon and ask them to guess which period that is from.

7. Yo mama's so fat, she's got Disney plus size.

8. Yo mama so fat, she can’t even run out of time

9. Yo mama so fat, their pronouns are they/them even though they're 100% female.

10. Yo mama so fat, she used to be white, but now she's a black hole.

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