jokeKing logo
avatar 3 year.ago

In 2017, Trump went to meet Vladimir Putin in Moscow...

... They had dinner at the Kremlin and sat down afterwards alone for drinks and cigars and to discuss business. After a little bit Putin asks Trump "hey, you wanna see something?" and he rings a little bell that's sitting on the coffee table. A beautiful blond walks in to the room, kneels in front of Putin, and without a word starts giving him a blowjob right there in front of Trump. A few minutes go by and Putin smacks the blond once on the back of the head, she gets up, and without a word leaves the room. Putin smiles at Trump. "You wanna try too?" He asks. "Yes" says Trump enthusiastically "but please don't smack my head when you're done".

nsfw

Politics

37083
1506
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. "Honey... I'm Pregnant"

- "Nice to meet you, Pregnant! I'm Dad! - "No you're not..."

2. Man sees self in paddle while rowing

After all, it is a mere oar

3. Knock Knock. Whos There?

Lig Lig Who? nono, its pronounced legume

4. "Well Well Well what's going on here?" Said the Bobby to the Well

"Nothing much, just being a Well" replied the Well to the Bobby. Hearing the Well reply back the Bobby passed out and fell into the Well

5. I asked my non-binary friend if tI could borrow their guitar, they said "no problem" but they had a minor accident on the way to my place.

It was a gender bender Fender lender fender bender.

6. I need a fix man. You understand right? I promise I’ll stop if you will

Get me some brake fluid

7. What do you call an alligator wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator

8. What did Bruno Mars say when the time on his Rolex was wrong?

(Uptown funk gon’ give it to ya, Saturday night and we in the spot) Don’t believe my wristwatch

9. I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.

I M LIVID

10. What happened when the fog machine failed during the theater production?

There was no dry ice in the house.

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆