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Why does the gazette never questions?

Because it is a "knews- paper"

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1. I'm such a good navigator

A self-driving car once asked me for directions

2. Sailor! How do you write 2 in Roman neumerals?

II, sir!

3. You screw a lightbulb into a lightbulb socket

So if the socket is on the ceiling, are you screwing up the lightbulb?

4. I spent $500 renting a limo but just learnt that the car doesn’t come with a driver.

All that money and nothing to chauffeur it!

5. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

6. What do you call someone who was born inside a car but suffocated and died outside?

Carborn dieoutside.

7. A philosopher, a quantum physicist, a feminist and an ICE agent all spot a Mexican pitbull stuck on a tree.

The philosopher asks, "Why is it there?" The quantum physicist asks, "How is it there?" The feminist asks, "How is she there?" The ICE agent asks, "Permission to open fire?"

8. What do you call a large group of rabbits having a party?

Abundance

9. I grabbed a chemist and forced him to give me a vial of magnesium sulfate...

He claimed it's assault.

10. People were giving me guff for wearing a hat with a bank logo on it

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