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Sailor! How do you write 2 in Roman neumerals?

II, sir!

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You have a gam bling problem.

2. My cat won't go to the bathroom unless she has new books to read.

She needs fresh kitty literature.

3. My cat won't go to the bathroom unless she has new books to read.

She needs fresh kitty literature.

4. How do you get a farm girl to marry you?

First, a tractor.

5. A young girl came home from college and mentioned that she was thinking about having a baby.

Assuming her daughter may already be pregnant, her mother was furious. "What the hell? How'd you get knocked up like this? Who's the father?" "Mom, you've got it all wrong," her daughter replied, "It's a class project about the miracle of life." Her mother didn't believe her. "You'd better tell me who that baby's father is right now!" Tearfully, she said, "I don't know, mom! It was a group effort!"

6. A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that tiny hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to slip the dying worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from Grandma.

7. R.I.P. Boiling Water

You will be mist.

8. Why is it so hard to accelerate when running at your top speed?

Because running at that speed hertz.

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