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Where do you take someone injured in a Peek a Boo accident?

To the ICU

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1. A man told me he was Jewish

I told him to stop, I didn't want to go down the Rabbi hole.

2. "Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal.

"Will, you marry me" is a time traveler spoiling the future. "Will you, Mary me" is a woman (English is not her first language, just like me) trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.

3. I hate that my friend’s funeral was at 9 a.m.

I’m just not a mourning person.

4. What do you call a tired tree?

A sleepy hollow

5. What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

6. What's a similarity between the stock market and a boeing plane?

They both came crashing down

7. A caveman and a bear walk into a bar. The barman asks, "What's your story?" The caveman starts thinking then says,

"Bear with me."

8. A friend was bashing a comedian I know personally

I said “That’s unfair, he’s a standup guy”

9. The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second in a vacuum. What is the speed of sound in a vacuum?

It depends on the brand of vacuum.

10. What is the generic name for Viagra?

Mycoxaflopin.

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