I told him to stop, I didn't want to go down the Rabbi hole.
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so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Gul Du Sac
But for Indians… they probably came from Neander-Dal
He approaches and sees a woman with no arms and legs laying on a towel. “Is everything okay?” He asks “No” she says “because I have no arms or legs I’ve never been kissed” The man looks around to be sure no one is looking and then leans down and gives the woman a kiss. “Oh thank you so much!” She exclaimed. The man jogged along, happy he could help the woman. The very next day the man is jogging along the beach and again hears a woman crying. As he approaches he sees the same woman and again asks what’s wrong. “Well, as you can see I have no arms or legs and therefore have never been fucked” she says. The man looks around nervously to be sure nobody is looking, quickly picks the woman up and tosses her into the ocean and yells: “There! Now you’re fucked!”
I know have jacked fruits
Hack into its bank account
Mashin' Impossible.
Yahoo!
if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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