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What is a Pirate’s favorite radio station?

N-P-Arrrrrr

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He would go out Finding Water

2. Yo mama so fat, she uses an intercontinental ballistic missile to masturbate.

3. Yo mama so stank, her smell was declared a weapon of mass destruction.

4. Yo momma so fat she sweats bacon grease.

5. How do you stay warm when climbing Everest?

Put on some more Hima-layers!

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7. What will we say when a man puts his dick in a hole of a wall???

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8. To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can't run.

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