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Yo mama so fat, she uses an intercontinental ballistic missile to masturbate.

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They don't have the guts!

2. A lady dies and goes to heaven.

When she gets there, she is confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter. She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated to decoration, with elaborate concoctions of blueberries, frosting, and tiering at every station. Finally, she sees someone who appears to be in charge. She runs over and asks the man, "what is going on here?" The strange man replies, "everyone here is doing their best to better their souls." Confused at the cryptic answer and curious about the strange man's traditional Mongolian garb, the woman asks him to elaborate. The Buddhist Monk replies, "My dear, having a cake day is the best way to gain Karma."

3. They had a huge sale at the canoe shop. 50% off all paddles.

It was a real oar deal.

4. There's a little known secret of how Santa delivers all the gifts to every boy and girl in the world in a single night.

It's because of his omnipresents.

5. Someone snuck up beside me and shouted BOO! so loud that I lost all my hearing in my left ear.

He scared me half to deaf.

6. The Pun jokes missile was armed and ready

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You can't make a vitamin

8. Have you ever worried that prostitution could bring about the end of mankind?

It would be whore end us.

9. Did you hear about the man who installed a window in his butt?

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10. I was able to get the last drops of beer out of my container when visiting a European microstate

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