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hayeshilton 4 year.ago"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"
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So I was having lunch with my dad and my brother, who was absentmindedly grinding two small jam jars together, making some noise, and the conversation went like this: Dad: you having fun? Me: he's just studying the friction of the jars (for context, my brother is currently studying physics at uni) Dad: oh, so he's doing _science friction_
So she hugged me
I walked into the room and caught my partner putting on this amazing-smelling body oil. I said, 'Wow, that smells delicious…what is it!?' She smiled sweetly, looked me dead in the eye and immediately told me to leave! Or in her primitive words, "man, go".
Yes, who do you think it was?
But they have a problem when you fart loudly.
Then it hit me
but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me
It's a blunt!
"Probably a new bum, because mine has got a hole"
Two priests died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Our computer's down," said St. Peter. "You'll have to go back for a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest said, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," said St. Peter, and off flew the first priest. The second priest thought for a moment and asked, "Will any of this week count?" "No," said St. Peter. "Well," the priest said, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it," said St. Peter and the second priest also disappeared. A week later, the computer was fixed and the Lord told St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asked. "The first one should be easy," said St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove more difficult." "Why?" asked the Lord. "Because he's on a snow tire somewhere in northern Ontario," smiled St. Peter.
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