"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"
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I'm on my 4th draft.
There was de-brie everywhere
Sometimes you are top, sometimes you are in the bottom, but you gotta enjoy every fucking moment of it.
Smarteries and vains
But it’s sow fucking stupid.
This is the first known case of a knick knack paddy wack. The man's dog, who was very upset, was given a bone to calm him down. However, the people were too distracted to notice that the man's body began to topple down the hill towards his house. He rolled all the way back to the porch of his retirement home.
I just found out my friend tony hauls bull semen in Pennsylvania Close to intercouse blue ball. Lititiz All local town names. Need a dad joke
He lacks a gag reflex.
Hugo
is it still called "beef"?
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