As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door open and sees that the male patient is masturbating furiously. Confused, he turns to the nurse and asks, “What the hell is going on here?!” The nurse replies, “You see, this man has a serious condition where if he does not masturbate profusely every 2 hours, a blood clot would form and he would surely die.” “Oh, I guess I can understand that”, says the man. So they keep walking, and in the next room he finds a male patient receiving a blow job from a nurse. So the man turns to the nurse escorting him and proclaims, “Ok, now you have some explaining to do.” The nurse shrugs, and then replies, “Same problem, better insurance.”
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Juan Million
Jewish women wouldn’t touch anything that isn’t 10% off
Once you’ve met Juan you’ve met Jamal.
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
An interracial car crash.
I said “that’s a pretty big word for a 4 year old”
Well because the last one that had a dream got shot
Eg. Gays can make homophobic jokes but i can’t. So 2 pedophiles walk into a bar
It’s called “Connect the Dots.”
That’s probably why a priest invented baptism
He wiped his ass!
>!Because Americans eat too much Pizza and Chocolate!<
It hasn’t come out yet.
>!The Ant because it can climb up a woman/man no matter their size.!<
.....because he got the gas bill
Because all the DNA matches and there’s never any dental records.
... None. It's a hardware problem.
The clerk stares at her, then says, "Did you mean spearmint oil?" The blonde replies, "Oh, right, that's what it's called." (I made this today)
....... Someone will be losing a trailer!
My friend chuckled and promptly downvoted.
Because Dawn is tough on grease.
Get a Gay man to have sex with a women ? Shit in her cunt .
She preferred to wash up onshore.
Nahtzee
It’s an Italian suppository.
…Anne Frankly I’m not amused.
She seemed surprised.
A neck-tarine
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