As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door open and sees that the male patient is masturbating furiously. Confused, he turns to the nurse and asks, “What the hell is going on here?!” The nurse replies, “You see, this man has a serious condition where if he does not masturbate profusely every 2 hours, a blood clot would form and he would surely die.” “Oh, I guess I can understand that”, says the man. So they keep walking, and in the next room he finds a male patient receiving a blow job from a nurse. So the man turns to the nurse escorting him and proclaims, “Ok, now you have some explaining to do.” The nurse shrugs, and then replies, “Same problem, better insurance.”
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Because it is the only one
It’s suffering from withdrawals.
Having trouble finding the source of this joke, thought it may be an Abbott and Costello bit, but not finding it. It’s something to the effect that somebody asks somebody else for a tip meaning monetary compensation, but the other person says here’s a tip choke up on the bat. Not sure where this is from or why I remember it for all I know I may have made it up.
The family gets to the hotel and the dad goes to check in. The father says. "This is a family vacation, can you please make sure the porn channel is disabled?" The clerk looks back in disgust and says. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
My mom would tell everyone she had cancers
Because they are great at booking the seats
They were heard using “fowl” language…
Snow way!
Your money is no good in this town.
it’s really dangerous
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